so here it goes
GOT TAGGED BY --->
"Improv"
Rules, be creative and tag five other people. Try not to use an idea someone else has already said.
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What would you do if...
I gave you-
a knife, some earthworms, a bucket, some rope, and a tree?
me: take the knife cut the earthworms in half to see which half survives( you can actually do that)...then put all the halfs in the bucket, tie it on a rope on top of the bucket, tie it on a rope. Then tie the rope to a tree and make it like a trap thingy so that when someone goes under the tree the earthworms fall on you...
a couch, 20 pillows, 40 stuffed animals, 10 colored carpets, and 30 gerbils?
me: mmmm...i'll keep the couch and the pillows...give the rest of them to my younger cousins...
a napkin, a candle, a vacuum, a tv, a blanket, and a cup?
me: uh....i seriously don't know what to do with these things...
a tiki mask, slippers, mud, a giant red tire, and an unlimited supply of hangers?
me: put the mask and slippers on, smudge the mud all over myself, put the red tire around my waste. Go out to the neighbors, and start scaring them...throwing the hangers at random people...and keeping some to hang my clothes... lol
a hanglider, wires, a fishing pole, a kite, a shark, and 20 baseball caps?
me: uh...mmm...make a huge fishing rod and try to attract the shark by throwing all the baseball caps in the water.. throwing all the baseball caps in the water...i'll get that shark...but most likely it's gonna pull me down into the water....(*)
I said-
"I want a lovely bunch of almond nuts!"
me: ....then go get some by yourself i'm not gonna get them for you...
"oh noes, it fell in my sock!"
me: what??? omg what fell???
"Where'd you put my monkey?"
me: mmm~ uh...i think...it's somewhere there...
"What are you getting me for my birthday?"
me: a gift (*)LOL
"Look over there!"
me: no I'm not gonna fall for that...
I -
took over the world
me: ah...i see...i'll be your assistant and we'll rule the world together
painted your house
me: not bad...it's just that i didn't want it to be pink....>.<
sang you a song
me: huh? you call that singing? (LoL so mean)
hung dead chickens from your ceiling
me: s*** what the hell do you think you're doing??
hid in your refrigerator
me: WOW! i can't believe you were able to fit in it....
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oki...who am i gonna tag...uh...
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